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Follow the path of Dao from infancy
by Ancient Xi
A new work from the author of 'Astral Pet Store', welcome to enjoy it!————In chaotic times, one seeks survival; in prosperous times, one seeks fame.Despite being weathered by the vicissitudes of life, the Great Yu Dynasty still found itself in an era of prosperity.In the northwest, a youth trekked nine thousand miles on foot, slaying the Great Demon alone to compete for a lifetime of glory.In Long Lake, an unmatched Grandmaster hurried to the mortal realm to establish a sect, leaving his name to…
Concubines Lead to Strength: The Path to Immortality Begins with Taking a Spouse
by Ancient Keyboard Immortal
“What! The young master has married another concubine?”After Gu Changge is bound to the system, sharing innate talent and even cultivation results with a Daoist Couple (wife) is possible. Whether it's consuming elixirs or treasures from heaven and earth, or from daily cultivation, everything can be shared!“Just by binding with one partner, I went from a waste to a spiritual body. What if I had multiple partners?”Since that day, he realized that working hard in cultivation was not as effective as…
Terra Nova Online : Rise Of The Strongest Player
by Raj_Shah_7152
"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will ex…
Pheromonal: One Night With the Alpha
by Lenaleia
Nicole’s fiance cheated on her. So she did what any heartbroken girl might do—she drank, got bold, and hunted down a one-night stand.With a werewolf.A gorgeous, charismatic, too-sexy-for-his-own-good Alpha, to be precise.But, of course, things can't ever go smoothly. Nicole ends up rejected like it's a bad fever dream. Cool. Fine. Whatever. She's had worse mornings.Until her boyfriend turns up dead.Now she’s the prime suspect, her one-night stand is the lead investigator, and fate is laughing in…
Strongest Kingdom: My Op Kingdom Got Transported Along With Me
by BLACKangelmarl
Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity.As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate r…
Reincarnated as a failed hero?! Watch me Defy Fate!
by NAVIRUNAVIII
Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old burdened by crushing debt and driven solely by his love for his struggling family, meets a tragic end—until a mysterious Goddess of Benevolence offers him a second chance: reincarnated in another world, and his efforts there will provide for his family back on Earth. Awakening in the body of Naoki von Blackmore, a disgraced “Failed Hero,” Nao is thrust into a realm of sword and magic, monsters, and war, tasked with the impossible mission of defeating the Demon King. W…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
Forcing Me to Be a Godly Tycoon, Right?
by Madman in the Clouds
Tycoon + Beauties + Rebirth + Humor + Anti-routine"As long as the host interacts with a beauty rated 90 or above, they can receive a cash reward.""Moreover, for every 30-point increase in the target's favorability towards the host, there is a guaranteed chance to win a prize!""So, what might the prize be?""Common prizes include a Beauty Evolution Agent that can enhance the host’s attractiveness from a score of 78 to a stunning 95...""Well... actually, I don't really care about the money or the l…
BOOK OF HUMOR
by NativeApkDev2021
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing humor. One chapter in this novel refers to a funny fictional story. New chapters of humor will be added to this novel over time.NOTES: All characters in this novel are fictional.
An Eternity With You
by Violet_167
In a trembling voice, she asked, "Where are you? Where are you watching me from?""Relax sweetheart. I am not peeking at you through a window if that's what you're thinking. Are you doing something a lady shouldn't be doing? Care to humor me?"Aurora blushed, understanding what he was insinuating. She didn't like having the wolf in her mind. "I am not doing anything indecent but it is indecent for you to ask that. Are you not a proper man?""I guess I am an improper man.".....Growing up Aurora hear…
Humor Me, Will You?
by DakoPutin
Elan Michael, a young man that was transferred into a bigger and better Earth with a body of a teenager.When he was there, he discovered something unexpected."What the hell is this?! Is this for real?!"Follow Elan with his normal life in this new and wonderful world.Please read this. Please read this.Anyways, this is my first web novel. I'm writing this for fun because I didn't really have anything to do anyway. I'm tired of reading and doing nothing so I made this novel, you don't have to mind …
Alien Mate
by Eve Langlais
They’re big, they’re blue, and they’re taking earthling females as mates.Alien Mate 1: Diana is ironing her underwear when the hottest blue babe in the galaxy appears in her living room—naked. Abducted, decontaminated and dressed like a harem girl, she’s been chosen to become the alien’s mate.Alien Mate 2: Maya's been raised to believe in extra-terrestrials and when she saves a sexy blue one from drowning, she can't resist taking him home-and into her bed.Alien Mate 3: Abducted by a hunky blu…
The Dawn of the New World
by Shinigami8671
The world ended in 2012. Hao Xuan was transported to a new realm along with the rest of humanity. The novel follows his adventures through this vast new plane, fighting men and beasts alike, making friends, finding love, and etching out his own existence in the boundless universe all the while trying to unravel an insidious plot that he has unwittingly become a part of. Romance, humor, friendship, betrayal, loss, schemes, light, and darkness.All the creatures from your dreams, stories, and movie…
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A Princess Reborn
by Authorprincessjody
Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate.But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunn…
Divine Humor: The Paradox of Multiverses
by AriesoftheNorth
Our universe is not unique.It exists alongside infinite others—worlds where time flows backward, where monsters walk freely, where death wears many faces. Between them lies a web of fate.This is the story of a boy who got caught in that web.He had no family, no name worth remembering. Just a porter in a dusty railway station, living unnoticed. His only wish was to live a little better before dying a little quieter.But life doesn't give you what you want.It gives you what you deserve.And sometime…
The Side Character Turned Villainess
by Nekoru
Leia was a successful car salesperson who didn't care who she had to trample to climb up in the ranks. She was on top of the world.That is, until she was thrown into the body of 5 year old Seri from one of her romance novels. Now she has to deal with the annoying Prince and his sadistic friend.The worst part? She is just a side character who is bullied by everyone! The. least. favorite. character. How could anyone like this girl?!Now, she is stuck as Seri, but watch out world: This side characte…